Facebook


Facebook, not to be confused with twitter, is a viral disease that targets human privacy.

Symptoms

  • Acute awareness of the intimate details of friends and acquaintances.
  • A desire to take photographs, video, and to overall document every detail of everything.
  • Dramatically increased communication with other humans that would normally not talk to you in the real world.
  • Illusion of friendship.

Treatment

Currently, there is no known treatment for Facebook.

Results

Facebook has rendered email obsolete.

See Also

Jules Ismail
MySpace
YouTube

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