Don't Touch The Walls

"Don't Touch the Walls" is a test administered by Jules Ismail to intoxicated individuals to assess how inoperable their minds are. The idea is to implicate that "touching the walls" is dangerous and to measure for how long and how difficult it is to convince the test subject of such.

Relevance to Robot Unicorn Attack

The philosophy seems to have carried on into the popular online flash game, Robot Unicorn Attack, where one of the tips revealed to the player upon death by wall contact is "Don't run into walls, or you will die."

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See Also

Jules Ismail
Robot Unicorn Attack

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